He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
