I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You can make out without kissing
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