Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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