I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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