i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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