Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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