Christians are straight up FREAKS
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
be right there i have to get my cape
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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