I want to stick my p in your. b.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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