I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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