I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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