The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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