He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Of course I have a pirate flag
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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