it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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