Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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