Your tits are I can't wait for
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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