But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
