Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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