just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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