Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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