I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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