check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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