I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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