I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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