As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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