Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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