We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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