she was so not down for the gang bang
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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