new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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