I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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