everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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