If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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