Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
