shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The uberlube is also flammable
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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