Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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