You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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