I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
