On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
