Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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