we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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