But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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