My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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