While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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