dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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