the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so much tequila, so little girl.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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