Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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