No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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