Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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