he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Operation Purity has been aborted
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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