Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he shaved USA in his pubs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
