theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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