Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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