Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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