He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
PANTIES FOUND
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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