it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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