just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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