now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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