are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
should my penis look like a turkey
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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